2008年9月11日星期四
2008年6月17日星期二
2008年6月10日星期二
Lion and you
Here is a puzzle for you Imagine you are in Hwange. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch. Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?
***Please try to answer it in thr comment***
***Will post the answer later***
2008年6月6日星期五
Such a cool and fun game - Castella Wii
http://www.castella.jp/wii/game1.html
I think this is a really cool and fun game, white to the left, black to the right, those white and black seperate according to the sign at the back... enjoy! My record so far is 176! See if you can break it!!! Brand new record!!! I just get 407 on 19/6/08... come beat me!
I think this is a really cool and fun game, white to the left, black to the right, those white and black seperate according to the sign at the back... enjoy! My record so far is 176! See if you can break it!!! Brand new record!!! I just get 407 on 19/6/08... come beat me!
My Korean Name is Song Eun Wook... haha
Surname : Korean surname is the last number in your year of birth.
- 0: Park
- 1: Kim
- 2: Shin
- 3: Choi
- 4: Song
- 5: Kang
- 6: Han
- 7: Lee
- 8: yoh
- 9: Jung
II. Middle name : is your month of birth .
- 1: Yong
- 2: Ji
- 3: Rae
- 4: Hye
- 5: Dong
- 6: gwa
- 7: Ha
- 8: Hyo
- 9: Soo
- 10: Eun
- 11: Hyun
- 12: Je
III. Name : is your day of birth .
- 1: Hwa
- 2: Woo
- 3: Joon
- 4: Hee
- 5: Kyo
- 6: Kyung
- 7: Wook
- 8: Jin
- 9: Jae
- 10: Hoon
- 11: Ra
- 12: Bin
- 13: Sun
- 14: Ri
- 15: Soo
- 16: pow
- 17: Sang
- 18: Ae
- 19: Neul
- 20: Mun
- 21: In
- 22: Mi
- 23: Ki
- 24: Ah
- 25: Byung
- 26: Seok
- 27: Gun
- 28: Yoo
- 29: Sup
- 30: Won
- 31: Sub
My Korean Name is Song Eun Wook... haha How about yours?
- 0: Park
- 1: Kim
- 2: Shin
- 3: Choi
- 4: Song
- 5: Kang
- 6: Han
- 7: Lee
- 8: yoh
- 9: Jung
II. Middle name : is your month of birth .
- 1: Yong
- 2: Ji
- 3: Rae
- 4: Hye
- 5: Dong
- 6: gwa
- 7: Ha
- 8: Hyo
- 9: Soo
- 10: Eun
- 11: Hyun
- 12: Je
III. Name : is your day of birth .
- 1: Hwa
- 2: Woo
- 3: Joon
- 4: Hee
- 5: Kyo
- 6: Kyung
- 7: Wook
- 8: Jin
- 9: Jae
- 10: Hoon
- 11: Ra
- 12: Bin
- 13: Sun
- 14: Ri
- 15: Soo
- 16: pow
- 17: Sang
- 18: Ae
- 19: Neul
- 20: Mun
- 21: In
- 22: Mi
- 23: Ki
- 24: Ah
- 25: Byung
- 26: Seok
- 27: Gun
- 28: Yoo
- 29: Sup
- 30: Won
- 31: Sub
My Korean Name is Song Eun Wook... haha How about yours?
2008年6月4日星期三
HR manager
One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died.
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. 'Welcome to Heaven,' said St. Peter. 'Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' said the woman. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in.' 'Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven', said the woman. 'Sorry, we have rules...' And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. 'Now it's time to spend a day in heaven,' he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. 'So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,' The woman paused for a second and then replied, 'Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell.'
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. 'I don't understand,' stammered the woman, 'yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.'
The Devil looked at her smiled and told
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'Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee'
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. 'Welcome to Heaven,' said St. Peter. 'Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you.' 'No problem, just let me in,' said the woman. 'Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in.' 'Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven', said the woman. 'Sorry, we have rules...' And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. 'Now it's time to spend a day in heaven,' he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. 'So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,' The woman paused for a second and then replied, 'Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell.'
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. 'I don't understand,' stammered the woman, 'yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.'
The Devil looked at her smiled and told
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'Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee'
Each kiss and each gesture means
Kisses...
Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready.
Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
Kiss on the Lips: I think i like you.
Gestures...
Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
Slap on the Butt: Your fun.
Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready.
Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
Kiss on the Lips: I think i like you.
Gestures...
Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
Slap on the Butt: Your fun.
Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
2008年6月2日星期一
古代的地位
测试你在古代的地位
It is very funny and according to it, 95% of people will laugh to death!!
用自己的英文名字拼音，拿每一個字的第一個英文字母，再对照以下的代码就可以知道咯! 很简单的!
例子一:王小明＝ Wang Xiao Ming
字母: W X M
对照代码：Ｗ＝大理 Ｘ＝坏鬼 Ｍ＝教头
所以王小明古時候的地位就是.....大理坏鬼教头
例子二:如果你的名字只有两个字, 就找姓和结字
王名 = Wang Ming
字母: W M
对照代码: Ｗ＝大理 Ｍ＝教头
所以王明古時候的地位就是.....大理教头 啦!
是不是很简单呢?
那就开始找自己的名字和在古代的地位吧! hehe!
代码:
姓氏
A：曹魏 Ｂ：东吴 Ｃ：蜀汉 Ｄ: 土番 Ｅ: 大秦
Ｆ: 大金 Ｇ：大明 Ｈ：鲜卑 Ｉ: 元代 J：晚清
Ｋ：西周 Ｌ：趙国 Ｍ：大遼 Ｎ：西夏 Ｏ：大宋
Ｐ：中山国 Ｑ：東普 Ｒ：羌族 S : 明国 Ｔ：齐国
Ｕ：氐族 Ｖ：代国 Ｗ：大理 Ｘ：冉魏 Ｙ：南唐
Ｚ：蒙古
中字
Ａ：阴损 Ｂ：绝顶 Ｃ：猥锁 Ｄ：豪门 Ｅ：白痴
Ｆ：天才 Ｇ：狗屎 Ｈ：无敌 Ｉ：兇猛 Ｊ：英勇
Ｋ：狗头 Ｌ：无双 Ｍ：饭桶 Ｎ：变态 Ｏ：阴暗
Ｐ：嗜血 Ｑ：旷世 Ｒ：脓包 Ｓ：血手 Ｔ：淫乱
Ｕ：妙手 Ｖ：恶心 Ｗ：暴力 Ｘ：坏鬼 Ｙ：粗旷
Ｚ：逍遥
结字
Ａ：道士 Ｂ：和尚 Ｃ：财主 Ｄ：屠夫 Ｅ：马伕
Ｆ：嫔妃 Ｇ：小兵 Ｈ：刀客 Ｉ：仙人 Ｊ：卫士
Ｋ：农夫 Ｌ：将军 Ｍ：教头 Ｎ：书生 Ｏ：乞丐
Ｐ：皇帝 Ｑ：丞相 Ｒ：狗腿 Ｓ：佳人 Ｔ：土匪
Ｕ：先知 Ｖ：隐者 Ｗ：老鸨 Ｘ：诗人 Ｙ：名妓
Ｚ：名士
haha, what is yours???mine is 蜀汉狗头财主!!! haha!
It is very funny and according to it, 95% of people will laugh to death!!
用自己的英文名字拼音，拿每一個字的第一個英文字母，再对照以下的代码就可以知道咯! 很简单的!
例子一:王小明＝ Wang Xiao Ming
字母: W X M
对照代码：Ｗ＝大理 Ｘ＝坏鬼 Ｍ＝教头
所以王小明古時候的地位就是.....大理坏鬼教头
例子二:如果你的名字只有两个字, 就找姓和结字
王名 = Wang Ming
字母: W M
对照代码: Ｗ＝大理 Ｍ＝教头
所以王明古時候的地位就是.....大理教头 啦!
是不是很简单呢?
那就开始找自己的名字和在古代的地位吧! hehe!
代码:
姓氏
A：曹魏 Ｂ：东吴 Ｃ：蜀汉 Ｄ: 土番 Ｅ: 大秦
Ｆ: 大金 Ｇ：大明 Ｈ：鲜卑 Ｉ: 元代 J：晚清
Ｋ：西周 Ｌ：趙国 Ｍ：大遼 Ｎ：西夏 Ｏ：大宋
Ｐ：中山国 Ｑ：東普 Ｒ：羌族 S : 明国 Ｔ：齐国
Ｕ：氐族 Ｖ：代国 Ｗ：大理 Ｘ：冉魏 Ｙ：南唐
Ｚ：蒙古
中字
Ａ：阴损 Ｂ：绝顶 Ｃ：猥锁 Ｄ：豪门 Ｅ：白痴
Ｆ：天才 Ｇ：狗屎 Ｈ：无敌 Ｉ：兇猛 Ｊ：英勇
Ｋ：狗头 Ｌ：无双 Ｍ：饭桶 Ｎ：变态 Ｏ：阴暗
Ｐ：嗜血 Ｑ：旷世 Ｒ：脓包 Ｓ：血手 Ｔ：淫乱
Ｕ：妙手 Ｖ：恶心 Ｗ：暴力 Ｘ：坏鬼 Ｙ：粗旷
Ｚ：逍遥
结字
Ａ：道士 Ｂ：和尚 Ｃ：财主 Ｄ：屠夫 Ｅ：马伕
Ｆ：嫔妃 Ｇ：小兵 Ｈ：刀客 Ｉ：仙人 Ｊ：卫士
Ｋ：农夫 Ｌ：将军 Ｍ：教头 Ｎ：书生 Ｏ：乞丐
Ｐ：皇帝 Ｑ：丞相 Ｒ：狗腿 Ｓ：佳人 Ｔ：土匪
Ｕ：先知 Ｖ：隐者 Ｗ：老鸨 Ｘ：诗人 Ｙ：名妓
Ｚ：名士
haha, what is yours???mine is 蜀汉狗头财主!!! haha!
2008年5月27日星期二
11 signs that you're crazy for someone :) 11項證明你喜歡上他
> ELEVEN:
> You laugh at they're stupid jokes
> 十一:
> 你會對他們無聊的笑話而笑
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> You feel shy whenever they're around.
> 十:
> 每當他們在時, 你會感覺不自在
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> NINE:
> You smile when you hear their voice.
> 九:
> 你聽到他們的聲音時會傻笑
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> EIGHT:
> When you look at them, you can't see
> the other people around you, you just
> see him/her.
> 八:
> 當你看到他們時, 你不會把其他人放在眼裡, 全世界只有他
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> SIX:
> They're all you think about.
> 六:
> 你無時無刻都在相著他
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> FIVE:
> You realize you're always smiling when
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> 五:
> 你發現每次你望著他們時都回傻笑
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> You would do anything for them, just
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> 四:
> 你可以為他們做任何事, 只是想見他們一眼
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> THREE:
> While reading this, there was one
> person on your mind this whole time.
> 三:
> 當你讀著這時, 你腦海中一直都出現著一個人
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> TWO:
> You were so busy thinking about that
> person, you didnt notice number seven
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> 你太忙於想那個人, 甚至沒有發現第七被遺留了
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> ONE:
> You just scrolled up to check & are
> now silently laughing at yourself.
> 一:
> 你一定是剛看會上面, 然後傻傻地對著電腦傻笑
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> You laugh at they're stupid jokes
> 十一:
> 你會對他們無聊的笑話而笑
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> You feel shy whenever they're around.
> 十:
> 每當他們在時, 你會感覺不自在
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> You smile when you hear their voice.
> 九:
> 你聽到他們的聲音時會傻笑
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> EIGHT:
> When you look at them, you can't see
> the other people around you, you just
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> 當你看到他們時, 你不會把其他人放在眼裡, 全世界只有他
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> They're all you think about.
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> 你無時無刻都在相著他
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> You realize you're always smiling when
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> 五:
> 你發現每次你望著他們時都回傻笑
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> You would do anything for them, just
> to see them
> 四:
> 你可以為他們做任何事, 只是想見他們一眼
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> While reading this, there was one
> person on your mind this whole time.
> 三:
> 當你讀著這時, 你腦海中一直都出現著一個人
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> TWO:
> You were so busy thinking about that
> person, you didnt notice number seven
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> 你太忙於想那個人, 甚至沒有發現第七被遺留了
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> You just scrolled up to check & are
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> 一:
> 你一定是剛看會上面, 然後傻傻地對著電腦傻笑
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2008年4月24日星期四
2008年4月23日星期三
信關係!
那天遇到幾位朋友，大讚這則 e-mail
很有原創性，熱烈笑談起 ( 信生活 ) ，
且都意猶未盡，特集思廣益，博君一笑。：
你對「信生活」滿意嗎？
以轉發或收取 e-mail 消磨時間的可稱為有「信生活」。
因此 靠 e-mail 交往的叫「信交」。
互相分享 e-mail 笑話的叫「信伴侶」。
只收不發叫「信冷感」。
發錯對象是「信騷擾」。
發不出去是「信功能障礙」。
看著 e-mail 傻笑的，基本上已達到了「信高潮」。
當然， 你如果連 e-mail 都不會操作，就鐵定是「信無能」！
哈哈哈 .... 再說：
能感動人心的 ! e-mail 叫 ( 信感 )
向人家要 e-mail 地址就是想建立 (信關係 )
用 e-mail 購物或買賣股票叫 (信交易 )
在 e-mail 傳送的資訊叫 (信知識 )
有教導作用的信叫 ( 信教育 )
Junk mail 一大堆叫 ( 信氾濫 )
內容讓人想入非非的叫 ( 信挑逗 )
有些莫名其妙的 e-mail 可稱 (信變態 )
若受病毒入侵就是得了 ( 信病 )
如因而使得收發 e-mail 困難遲緩叫 ( 信功能衰退 )
那就要請教高人指點叫 ( 信諮詢 )
熟悉 e-mail 運作之高人就是 ( 信問題專家 )
須要加裝軟硬體以加強病毒防衛就叫 ( 信治療 )
有些 e-mail 圖文並茂，又有動畫，又有配音，這叫 (信技巧 )
各位信伴侶, 可不要得了信冷感!!! 哈哈
很有原創性，熱烈笑談起 ( 信生活 ) ，
且都意猶未盡，特集思廣益，博君一笑。：
你對「信生活」滿意嗎？
以轉發或收取 e-mail 消磨時間的可稱為有「信生活」。
因此 靠 e-mail 交往的叫「信交」。
互相分享 e-mail 笑話的叫「信伴侶」。
只收不發叫「信冷感」。
發錯對象是「信騷擾」。
發不出去是「信功能障礙」。
看著 e-mail 傻笑的，基本上已達到了「信高潮」。
當然， 你如果連 e-mail 都不會操作，就鐵定是「信無能」！
哈哈哈 .... 再說：
能感動人心的 ! e-mail 叫 ( 信感 )
向人家要 e-mail 地址就是想建立 (信關係 )
用 e-mail 購物或買賣股票叫 (信交易 )
在 e-mail 傳送的資訊叫 (信知識 )
有教導作用的信叫 ( 信教育 )
Junk mail 一大堆叫 ( 信氾濫 )
內容讓人想入非非的叫 ( 信挑逗 )
有些莫名其妙的 e-mail 可稱 (信變態 )
若受病毒入侵就是得了 ( 信病 )
如因而使得收發 e-mail 困難遲緩叫 ( 信功能衰退 )
那就要請教高人指點叫 ( 信諮詢 )
熟悉 e-mail 運作之高人就是 ( 信問題專家 )
須要加裝軟硬體以加強病毒防衛就叫 ( 信治療 )
有些 e-mail 圖文並茂，又有動畫，又有配音，這叫 (信技巧 )
各位信伴侶, 可不要得了信冷感!!! 哈哈
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